Thursday, June 16, 2011

Rtight - n, Decorated Soldier

Angrenade Rtight - n, 2011. Angrenade "Annie" Rtight was a highly respected officer in the Centuron System Republic Defense Force.  Born the middle child in an average, working class family, Rtight was encouraged by her parents to pursue an education in mechanical engineering.  After several years as a level-2 mechanic for the CSRDF, Rtight was the technician on duty when the Hargris Rebels attacked the small space station to which she was assigned.  She leaped into the craft she was changing the oil of and turned the hull-mounted pulse rifle to space and the approaching attackers. With two shots, she obliterated a pair of insurgents attempting entry and damaged the bay doors, which prevented them from opening to further attackers.  Rtight received the Defense Force Medal of Valor and a battlefield commission as Second Lieutenant.
pronunciation: "Ann-gren-aide Light"


etymology: 4/7/11
Lisa: well that'll teach you to listen to me
Molly: RTIGHT?
Lisa: what's that
Molly: it's the name of a great war hero of the Centuron system's plague wars
Angrenade Rtight
Lisa: oooo
Molly: she led the Velurig fleet to victory against the Hargris rebels
Lisa: oh it's a lady!
Molly: yus!
she goes by Annie
Lisa: hehe
[Sorry for the late update! I forgot to schedule this one.]

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Muh - noun, dangerous rodent.

Muh - n, 2011.  A close cousin to the domesticated motuh, the muh lives wild in the frozen deserts of Titan.  Smaller than the motuh by an average of 3 inches, the muh has a beautiful, vibrantly colored pelt. Muhs were hunted briefly for their fur by human colonists, but the practice was abandoned in favor of cheaper synthetic textiles.  The muh's main defense against predators is a projected corrosive acid burst from glands in their anal region. 



etymology: 4/27/11
Molly: i had to scroll up so muh
much
Lisa: oh
Molly: muh is a close cousin to the motuh
Lisa: i'm just talking out loud now
lol
Molly: they're essentially undomesticated motuhs, but instead of producing gum, they produce corrosive acid that they use as a weapon against predators
Lisa: o_o
cripes
Molly: yeah, they're pesky buggers
but they live in the desert, so humans don't come into contact with them too much

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Piecse, noun, ceremonial tool.

Piecse - n, 2011.  A five to eight inch long curved knife used by an indigenous population of the planet Farlas, often for sentient fruit sacrifices to one of the many gods and goddesses of the polytheistic society.  The piecse is also used in cooking the family meal, as cooking is considered an act of prayer.  Food is a very important part of daily life, and ones piecse is treated with the utmost respect and reverence.  To steal or destroy another persons piecse is considered of the highest offense.
pronunciation: "peace"

etymology: 4/21/11
Lisa: oops
my hair clip broke
Molly: oops
it's the apocalypse
that's why your hairclip broke
HOLD ON TO THE PIECSE
THEY MAY BE YOUR ONLY WEAPON IN THE COMING DAYS
Lisa: oh shit
Molly: a piecse is a ceremonial knife used by the indigenous people of the Grogianton Quarter on the planet Farlas.
Lisa: oooooh
Molly: they use it mostly for cutting fruit sacrifices and sometimes dinner
Lisa: hahaha
Molly: they're vegetarians, but that word is different for them as plants are sentient on Farlas
Lisa: fruit sacrifices
oh god!
the monsters
Molly: well, their "apples" are basically like our rabbits
we shouldn't judge them, Lisa!
Lisa: o_o
Molly: it's their way of LIFE
Lisa: |judges|

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Adorabgle, n, infectious disease.

Adorabgle - n, 2011. An infectious condition causing small, fully-formed rabbits to ooze, pus-like, from the affected skin. Adorabgle is easily treated by a topical antibiotic, although extreme cases may require amputation.
pronunciation: "ah-dore-ab-gull"

etymology: 1/16/11
Molly: haaaaaah
that's adorabgle
...er
"adorabgle" is a skin condition where tiny, fully-formed bunnies ooze from your pores
Lisa: MOLLEXICON
Molly: it's treated with a topical antibiotic.
lol
Lisa: and EW

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Shakings, noun, wondrous creature.

Shakings - n, 2011. A race of animal [probably] that defies any Earth classification.  Shakings are able to transport themselves, and any clingers-on, between dimensions thanks to extremely fast vibrations from the shakings skin.  It is best to wear goggles when traveling by Shaking, as the pressure of squeezing between dimensions may cause undue stress on the optical nerves.
pronunciation: "shay-kings"

etymology: 1/3/11
Molly: hallo
what's shakings
Lisa: i don['t know
what are they
Molly: shakings are little creatures that live on venus
Molly: they are about the size of a stapler
and they can move between dimensions by shaking themselves really fast
you can come along for the ride if you hold on to them while they're doing it


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[personal note, tomorrow is my birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!  I hope I get some motuh gum!]

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Motuh, n, beleaguered rodent.

Motuh - n, 2011. A small rodent native to Saturn's largest moon, Titan.  Motuhs are domesticated creatures, prized for companionship as house pets and chewing gum production.
pronunciation: "moe-tuh"

etymology: 1/10/11
Molly: and she's got a gigantic wad of gum in her mouth
and she's snapping it and talking through it
and i want to smack it out of her motuh
mouth
Lisa: ewwwww
Molly: a motuh is a small mouse found on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Lisa: you are going to smack the gum out of a small saturnalian moon mouse? :-(
Molly: well, that's how titanians get all of their gum
Lisa: LOL.
i see
Molly: it's actually the waste product of the motuh
Lisa: ...
so you're smacking the shit out of them
Molly: and to harvest it, they have to hold the mouse upside down by its tail and spank it
Lisa: loooool
Molly: it's good for the mouse, they don't have any natural way to expel the waste. they're domesticated creatures.
Lisa: someday i'm going to collect these and publish a book

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Yeab, noun, annoying insect.

Yeab - n, 2011. A purple insect, similar in size and appearance to the Earth Grasshopper, from a planet in the Aldebaran system.  The name "Yeab" is an Earth designation due to the sound the yeab makes during its mating ritual by flapping its wings.
pronunciation: "yay-b"

etymology: 1/19/11
Molly: yeab
yeah
Lisa: i am waiting
Molly: waiting for what?
Lisa: for the mollexicon to tell me what a yeab is
Molly: godot?
oh!
Lisa: yes, and that
wow you really must be feeling ill
Molly: yeab is a small insect found only on a planet orbiting Aldebaran
Lisa: poor thing
oooh
Molly: the name comes from the sound it makes when it mates
Lisa: LOL
Molly: yeab yeab yeab yeab yeab yeab
yeeeeeeeab yeab yeab yeab yeab
Lisa: LOLOLOL