Thent, noun, Stubborn Leader

Thent - n, 2011. Famous alien emperor of the Farfalle System of the Quaralelle Galaxy [Known Earth-side as the disrupted dwarf galaxy, Omega Centari]. Born twentieth in line for the throne, Thent outlived all 19 of his relatives by cryogenically freezing himself at the age of 356.78 [roughly 34 "Earth years."] for the equivalent of an Earth century.
pronunciation: "th-ent"

etymology: 3/1/11

Molly: thent his morning, my refund had come through!
Thent is the name of the thirteenth emperor of the Farfalle system in the Omega Centari Galaxy
of course, they call it the Quaralelle Galaxy
Lisa: LOL
Molly: which roughly translates to "Splash"
Lisa: of course

Be Moth, noun, Fearsome Negotiators

Be Moth - n, 2011. A race of aliens universally known for their problem-solving skills.
pronunciation: "bee-mawth"

etymology: 1/5/11

Lisa: hmmmmmm
i'm so sleepy
Molly: you and me both, sister
YOU AND BE MOTH
Lisa: lol
Molly: be moth
Lisa: ....
Molly: that is an outer-space alien
from the K'ath Tar Guadrant
they don't have gender
or fear
or the need to eat regularly
they are the perfect warriors
or diplomats, for that matter
Lisa: LOL.

LunchTim, noun, Small Town Institution

LunchTim - n, 2010. A small corner diner run by retired naval Petty Officer Tim Doogan.  A review from the Springfield Township Examiner, "Doogan makes the best egg salad sandwiches this side of the Mississippi."

pronunciation: "lunch-tim"

etymology: 

4/19/2010 

Lisa: LOLOL
and lol enchienchiladas
like, mexican french dog lunchtim
Molly: LUNCHTIM
that is a corner diner
owned by Tim Doogan
he was in the navy for thirty years
and retired to make egg salad sandwiches instead
Lisa: LOL
[clap]
Molly: :D :D
Lisa: lol
Molly: blaughguaghuagh
that's me saying "blarney stone" through a mouth-full of egg.

Sugaro - noun, sports legend, mystical hero.

Sugaro - n, 2010. An amputee Mexican wrestler famous for his signature moves, the Hamhock, the Whirling Dervish, the Fiesta Buster, and the Giant Fly.
pronunciation: "shoo-gar-oh"

etymology: 3/29/10

Lisa: aw
buck up sugaropuss
LOL i don't know what happened
Molly: SUGARO
A MEXICAN WRESTLER
Lisa: it's -- yes
Molly: lawl
Lisa: lolol clearly i meant sugarpuss but it's not funny anymore now
Molly: hahahahaha
sure it is
JUST NOT AS FUNNY AS SUGARO THE MEXICAN WRESTLER
Lisa: [cry] you're just saying that
Molly: THAT IS MISSING AN ARM
Lisa: LOL WHOA HOW'D THAT HAPPEN
Molly: BUT CAN STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS
Lisa: story time!
Molly: he lost it in a mining accident
Lisa: oh jeez
he's a minor??
he shouldn't be wrestling!
Molly: no, he's over 18
lol
Lisa: oh good
Molly: he's like, forty-five
Lisa: i was going to demand his permission slip
oh ok
Molly: but still SPRY
Lisa: hahaha
wiry
Molly: indeed
bit of a paunch, but nothing that gets in the way of his EXTREME MOVES
which include:
the Hamhock
the Whirling Dervish
the Fiesta Buster
and, my personal favorite, the Giant Fly
where he drinks a fifth of spanish fly and then WIGS OUT at you until you pee your pants and run away.
it is a sight to behold.
Lisa: WHOA
i almost did just thinkinga bout it!
Molly: RIGHT. he is undefeated.