Showing posts with label animal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animal. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Motuh, n, beleaguered rodent.

Motuh - n, 2011. A small rodent native to Saturn's largest moon, Titan.  Motuhs are domesticated creatures, prized for companionship as house pets and chewing gum production.
pronunciation: "moe-tuh"

etymology: 1/10/11
Molly: and she's got a gigantic wad of gum in her mouth
and she's snapping it and talking through it
and i want to smack it out of her motuh
mouth
Lisa: ewwwww
Molly: a motuh is a small mouse found on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Lisa: you are going to smack the gum out of a small saturnalian moon mouse? :-(
Molly: well, that's how titanians get all of their gum
Lisa: LOL.
i see
Molly: it's actually the waste product of the motuh
Lisa: ...
so you're smacking the shit out of them
Molly: and to harvest it, they have to hold the mouse upside down by its tail and spank it
Lisa: loooool
Molly: it's good for the mouse, they don't have any natural way to expel the waste. they're domesticated creatures.
Lisa: someday i'm going to collect these and publish a book

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Yeab, noun, annoying insect.

Yeab - n, 2011. A purple insect, similar in size and appearance to the Earth Grasshopper, from a planet in the Aldebaran system.  The name "Yeab" is an Earth designation due to the sound the yeab makes during its mating ritual by flapping its wings.
pronunciation: "yay-b"

etymology: 1/19/11
Molly: yeab
yeah
Lisa: i am waiting
Molly: waiting for what?
Lisa: for the mollexicon to tell me what a yeab is
Molly: godot?
oh!
Lisa: yes, and that
wow you really must be feeling ill
Molly: yeab is a small insect found only on a planet orbiting Aldebaran
Lisa: poor thing
oooh
Molly: the name comes from the sound it makes when it mates
Lisa: LOL
Molly: yeab yeab yeab yeab yeab yeab
yeeeeeeeab yeab yeab yeab yeab
Lisa: LOLOLOL