[let's blame the pause in posting on some personal health issues, and the subject on my recent obsession with Criminal Minds (Wednesday nights on CBS). Okay? Carry on. <3]
Hiarious - 2012, n. Gingrek Hiarious was a Dlengard serial killer and kidnapper who murdered seventeen people. Hiarious led a relatively normal public life, holding a steady job as a medical technician and volunteering his time at a local psychiatric hospital. His preferred method was blunt force trauma and strangulation after observing his victims undergo a hallucinogenic episode he induced with medication stolen from his workplace. He was captured by chance during a routine traffic stop. A police officer suspected he was under the influence of birglek, an illegal narcotic which causes erratic body movements and behavior while the user is under its effects. In actuality, Hiarious's latest intended victim was regaining consciousness and interfering with his ability to operate the vehicle.
During the trial, Hiarious was able to conceal a small firearm in his underpants. When he was declared guilty and sentenced to life in prison, Hiarious opened fire, killing his lawyer and two of the jurors. He was shot and killed by court officers.
Pronunciation: "Chin-grek Yah-ree-us"
Lisa: ps, this fic has a chapter from hermione's point of view, and her thoughts are very logically ordered, complete with bullet pointsMolly: hahahaha
she thinks like a flow-chart
Lisa: it's pretty hiarious
damn this keyboardMolly: Hiarious is the name of a vicious killer from Dlegnard.
he murdered 14 people before being pulled over by chance on a suspected DUI traffic stop
this is a planet with a technology level similar to earth in the 1960s
but who never discovered atomic energy
Lisa: what a fantastic place that would be
Molly: anyway, Hiarious was sentenced to life in prison, but he got a weapon into the court room and killed his lawyer and two of the jurors
Lisa: now i want a milkshake. thanks a lot.
Molly: he's not a great guy
Lisa: seriously tho
Molly: i do too
Molly: want to go to red robin after/before petsmart?