Molly: your boyfriend is torturing me
Lisa: oh, is he?
Molly: uh oh
he's cruising for a bruising from you now
Lisa: man alive
what is he doing?
he won't tell me
[redacted link to a facebook status update where ALEJANDRO WASQUEZ was STIRRING THE SHIT] [names may have been altered to protect the guilty.] Lisa: oh!
Molly: i would like to say in defense
that it is all his fault
all of it
nothing is mine
Lisa: of course.
Molly: bros before hos, lisa
BROS BEFORE HOS
Molly: he's the ho in this situation
Lisa: siblings before nibblings
Lisa: your loss
Molly: are you a vampire
you have to tell me it's the law
Lisa: that's a myth
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
All because I wanted a tomato sandwich.
Sorry I skipped two weeks. Here's a funny conversation: