Molly: i do
I AM IN YOUR BRAIN
Lisa: GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
and you can't make me
Lisa: damnit ok fine
i'll just make the accomodations so uncomfortable you'll leave
[commences incredible coffee-drinking, starvation, and wrong lens prescription]
Molly: it's cool, by the time it gets to your brain it's basically inert
Lisa: tell my head that.
pain will envelope youuuuuu
keep trying, though, it's like a massage chair
*makes brain castles*
**LATER** [more after the jump!]
are you being sarcastic with me?
Lisa: i'm NEVER sarcastic
i mean i have one
you do too
Molly: on your face
Lisa: a little birdie told e
OKAY THAT WAS JUST MEAN
Molly: who the &%$* is "e"
Molly: e true hollywood story?
Lisa: short for lEEsa
Lisa: it's a shorter form of my name
Molly: but you won't even let me call you Isa!
Lisa: b/c that's just a random bunch of letters
i don't even know how you came up with that
some kind of crazy science algorithm
isa is not random letters
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE
crazy science algorithm
man you mad science-tists are funny
i will never understand your brilliance
things that are so obvious to you are completely shrouded in mystery to regular schlubs like me
i told you i'd make it painful for you to be in my brain
Molly: oh i left hours ago
where have you been?
out to lunch
i just got back
Molly: i got bored
Lisa: what happened
Molly: i gave you a lobotomy
Lisa: omg who was here!
cripes it's like a typhoon hit this place
who left this coffee cup here without a coaster?!?!?!?!
this is going to take ages to clean up. i think my hypothalamus needs bleaching
Molly: oh yeah, that'd probably be a REALLY good idea
i mean now
wtffff who let monkeys in here
dude that's my PITUITARY
actually i do have a really awful headache
Molly: i had absolutely nothing to do with it
i mean, sure, i left the door open and put up a sign
and then left a bag of pixie sticks and some markers on the coffee table
BUT THAT IS AS FAR AS MY INVOLVEMENT GOES.
Lisa: DAMMIT MOLLY
THIS IS WHERE I KEEP MY BRAIN
how many times do we have to go over this
Molly: yeah yeah