buck up sugaropuss
LOL i don't know what happened
A MEXICAN WRESTLER
Lisa: it's -- yes
Lisa: lolol clearly i meant sugarpuss but it's not funny anymore now
sure it is
JUST NOT AS FUNNY AS SUGARO THE MEXICAN WRESTLER
Lisa: [cry] you're just saying that
Molly: THAT IS MISSING AN ARM
Lisa: LOL WHOA HOW'D THAT HAPPEN
Molly: BUT CAN STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS
Lisa: story time!
Molly: he lost it in a mining accident
Lisa: oh jeez
he's a minor??
he shouldn't be wrestling!
Molly: no, he's over 18
Lisa: oh good
Molly: he's like, forty-five
Lisa: i was going to demand his permission slip
Molly: but still SPRY
bit of a paunch, but nothing that gets in the way of his EXTREME MOVES
the Whirling Dervish
the Fiesta Buster
and, my personal favorite, the Giant Fly
where he drinks a fifth of spanish fly and then WIGS OUT at you until you pee your pants and run away.
it is a sight to behold.
i almost did just thinkinga bout it!
Molly: RIGHT. he is undefeated.