Gingrek Hiarious - Serial killer.

[let's blame the pause in posting on some personal health issues, and the subject on my recent obsession with Criminal Minds (Wednesday nights on CBS).  Okay? Carry on. <3]

Hiarious - 2012, n. Gingrek Hiarious was a Dlengard serial killer and kidnapper who murdered seventeen people.  Hiarious led a relatively normal public life, holding a steady job as a medical technician and volunteering his time at a local psychiatric hospital.  His preferred method was blunt force trauma and strangulation after observing his victims undergo a hallucinogenic episode he induced with medication stolen from his workplace.  He was captured by chance during a routine traffic stop. A police officer suspected he was under the influence of birglek, an illegal narcotic which causes erratic body movements and behavior while the user is under its effects.  In actuality, Hiarious's latest intended victim was regaining consciousness and interfering with his ability to operate the vehicle.

During the trial, Hiarious was able to conceal a small firearm in his underpants.  When he was declared guilty and sentenced to life in prison, Hiarious opened fire, killing his lawyer and two of the jurors.  He was shot and killed by court officers.

Pronunciation: "Chin-grek Yah-ree-us"

etymology:  3/2/12

Lisa: ps, this fic has a chapter from hermione's point of view, and her thoughts are very logically ordered, complete with bullet points

Molly: hahahaha
she thinks like a flow-chart
Lisa: it's pretty hiarious
damn this keyboard 

Molly: Hiarious is the name of a vicious killer from Dlegnard.
he murdered 14 people before being pulled over by chance on a suspected DUI traffic stop
this is a planet with a technology level similar to earth in the 1960s
but who never discovered atomic energy
Lisa: what a fantastic place that would be
Molly: anyway, Hiarious was sentenced to life in prison, but he got a weapon into the court room and killed his lawyer and two of the jurors
Lisa: now i want a milkshake. thanks a lot.
jeez
that's terrible
Molly: he's not a great guy
Lisa: seriously tho
milkshake
Molly: i do too
Lisa: [MOLLEXICON]
Molly: want to go to red robin after/before petsmart?

OH SHIT IT'S WEDNESDAY. I mean... Freenow, noun, Planetary System

Freenow - 2011, n. Freenow a planetary system of 4 [Four] known gas giants orbiting a white dwarf-pulsar binary system.  The two largest planets have several moons apiece whose conditions could be favorable for harboring bacteria if temperatures allowed.  However, very little liquid water has been found thus far.  Surveillance of the system is limited by the slow advancement of interstellar probe technology.

pronunciation: "frey-now"

etymology: 9/27/11

Molly: i just got done wrestling a bear
i mean SAP
Molly: did nina tell you
wifi at jury duty is freenow
free now
the Freenow system is an enormous cluster of gas giants orbiting a pulsar about 60 million light years from earth.
Lisa: oooh
is there life?
Molly: some of the larger planets have moons that are possibly harboring bacteria, but only a few have liquid water and remotely breathable air.
Lisa: hmm
are the instruments calibrated for lifeforms that breathe sulfur?
(also, MOLLEXICON)
Molly: they need to send probes, but it would take many years to reach them
Lisa: But I wanna know now! damnit, science.
Molly: they need better rockets!
Lisa: right??
let's build one

Caldenar - n, thriving Duchy.

Caldenar - noun, 2011. The peaceful Duchy of Caldenar is the largest royal estate on the planet of Jeldin, surpassing in size even the Kingdom of Derkan.  The chief export of Caldenar is a masterfully woven cloth, made from the hair of the domesticated Flyder, which is their national animal.  Caldenar is largely grassy, with great rolling planes perfectly suited to support the herbivorous Flyder, which then provides a plethora of byproducts from milk and fur to fuel and physical power for farming.  The citizens of Caldenar enjoy a relatively high standard of living and a temperate year-round climate.  Technology of Caldenar is equivalent to that of Earth's Ninth Century England.

pronunciation: "Kal-den-arr"

Etymology: 8/18/11

Molly: put it on the caldenar and i'll copy it to mine
Lisa: alrighty
Molly: Caldenar is a small duchy on the planet Jeldin.
Lisa: omg i read douchey
Molly: it's chief exports are woven cloth, dyed "wool" [not made from sheep, but rather a large hairy mammal called the Flyder] and organic milk.
Lisa: effin douchey planets
Molly: also from the flyder
Lisa: Flyder
are my favourite Caldenari critters
Molly: [mollexicon]
Lisa: oh right my job

Somet Hings, noun, renowned engineer

Somet Hings - n, 2011. Born two centuries before Abedila Curgle, Somet Hings was paving the way for the amazing generations to come with her many contributions to science and engineering.  After graduating top of her class from Glerac Hurglat University with double degrees in engineering and physics, Somat Hings turned her eyes to the sky and never looked back.  Six years after leaving GHU, Somat sought a patent for Gorflax's first inter-planetary spacecraft, capable of making a 225 million kilometer trek in 1 month, almost single-handedly making it possible to explore and colonize other worlds in the Centuron System.

Pronunciation: "So-met" "Hings" rhymes with "rings."

Etymology: 8/19/11

Lisa: Also I am now taping a show on animal planet called tanked that is apparently about people who make amazing fish tanks
Molly: kk
oh neat!
we need to clear somet hings off
somet hings was a Centuron physicist
she's credited with creating the first spaceship capable of inter-planetary travel.
Lisa: Ooooh
MOLLEXICON
Molly: :D
in fact, space-ships from that era are referred to as "Somet-class" ships
Lisa: Oooooh

Wrird, noun, onomatopoeia.

Wrird - n, 2011. The soothing sound made by a particular flying creature on the planet Flarg.  

Etymology: 6/30/11

Molly: hunh
doctors are wrird
weird
Lisa: yah
wrird
Molly: wrird is the sound a flying creature makes on Flarg
Lisa: all flying creatures?
Molly: no, just a particular one
Lisa: which one?
Molly: it's not a bird, per se, but it flies. they take pebbles into their mouths and then expel spit through them
the air and water makes a "wrirdrdrdrdrd" sound as it comes out
Lisa: oooh
MOLLEXICON-tastic
Molly: lawl
i'll have to make another typo to come up with the name of the creature

Revoluion - collective noun

[okay, so, apparently I was a big liar when I said that this week's post would be on time. SORRY FOR BEING A LIAR. <3]

Revoluion - n, 2011.  The term of venery for a grouping of three or more motuhs.  Example, "While walking past the pet store, I saw a revoluion of six or seven purple motuhs scurrying around in a cage."
pronunciation: "rev-oh-loo-yon"

Etymology: 7/21/11

Lisa: HELLO
FRENT
i went to get lunch with nina. we caused a stir and started a revoluion
SHUN
a revolution
Molly: wot?!
a revoluion is the collective term for a group of motuhs
so you can imagine my confusion
Lisa: yes, goodness!
we did not start any motuh colonies, i assure you

Hunry - noun, intelligent creature.

[I am sorry that this is late!  To make up for it, I chose one with a really long conversation.  Next week will be on time! -MP]


Hunry - n, 2011.  The Hunry is one of the more incredible race of people in the universe.  Native to the planet Fortuna, the Hunry people have settled on several planets in the Auspicious quadrant.  Omniverous in nature, the Hunry build elaborate tree-top houses.  They have excellent climbing skills due to their six limbs with numerous articulation points and twelve digits on the end of each limb.  Over the millenia, the peaceful Hunry have evolved to be skilled musicians and artisans.  Most notably, they developed the quarajk, an instrument that can be described as vaguely similar to the earth cello.
pronunciation: "Hun-ree"


etymology: 7/1/2011

me: i am STARVING today
i don't know what the DEAL is
so far i have had:
1 cup coffee
most of a water bottle
a diet pepsi
egg roll
leftover sesame chicken
bag of wheat thins toasted chips
and now i'm eating peanut M&Ms and finishing this pepsi
AND I STILL FEEL HUNRY
er, hungry
Lisa: goodness
me: hunry is a gigantic mammal found on the planet Fortuna in the Auspicious quadrant. It's omnivorous, and highly intelligent, and lives in the treetops
it's got six limbs, and uses the top four as we might use our arms
yet walks on all six
Lisa: the ausipicious quadrant?
me: at the end of their limbs are twelve small digits with numerous articulation points
Lisa: jeez
me: yes, the auspicious quadrant
it's about 700 Billion light years away
er, million
well, could be billion
we haven't measured past 70 Billion, tho
they're really far away, basically
they are the dominant species in their entire galaxy
Lisa: how is this girl DOING THIS
me: lol
Lisa: the running skipping dancing fiddle player of celtic woman
anyway, MOLLEXICON
me: LOL
Lisa: well yeah, they would be
12 digits?
6 limbs?
now THAT is a dancing fiddle player i'd like to see
me: they're much thinner than our fingers, and spread out in a crescent shape
their keyboards are hella tough to use, though
Lisa: i bet. what're their fiddles like?
me: they don't use fiddles so much as things that look like really long cellos
those come in various shapes and sizes
but they have three necks
Lisa: the cellos?
me: with eight strings each
yes, the cellos
Lisa: so no dancing with them, then
me: and those strings all converge over the sound hole
Lisa: you'd need all six limbs to play them
me: and they use 2 bows and a special crank
yeah, they're played sitting down
the crank is like a foot pedal
Lisa: though if you're only bowing/plucking with one hand... you could do with just 4 limbs, and still prance around
oooh
i see
me: right, and that would produce a very interesting sound
some day i'll tell you about one of their famous musicians
Lisa: i look forward to that day
me: :D
Lisa: :-D
this was a very informative conversation about Hunrys
me: indeed
let's tag it again
mollexicon
just to make sure i get it all
Lisa: MOLLEXICONNNN
me: mollexi-KAHHHHHHHHHHHN
Lisa: LOLOLOL
me: hahahaha
Lisa: and this is twice i've cause to call you kirk
though technically i think the first time it was shatner
me: lol, yeah

Coruse - n, bustling metropolis.

Coruse - n, 2011. The city of Coruse is located on the main continent of the largest planet in the Centuron system, Gorflax.  Established shortly before the third and final unsuccessful Flaridian incursion, Coruse survived the war by mining and collecting a large quantity of fossil fuels to aid the war effort and supply the Velurig Fleet with industrial supplies.  Currently the second-largest city in the Centuron system, Coruse boasts a population of 6 million humanoid inhabitants, and a further 4 million sentient inhabitants that are otherwise physically classified.  The current governor, Jordel Forbvet, was appointed to the position after his predecessor and uncle, Sedret Forbvet, died at the age of 548.  Jordel is a direct descendant of Abedila Curgle, and cousin to the current Empress of Centuron, Grellis Curgle.  

Under Jordel's leadership, Coruse has received extensive praise for its policies on inter-special and interplanetary relations.  It has set the standard for improved living conditions planet-wide, and orchestrated monumental trade partnerships with major planets across the Centuron system and systems beyond.

pronunciation: "ko-russ"

Etymology: 7/7/11

me: of coruse, most of the time i am reading i dont' realize i am reading what i'm reading
Lisa: ...
me: then i get to the end of a paragraph and realize i've just skimmed, bit when i go back, i already had the info i needed
my mind is weird
Lisa: oh, yes that
no i get it
i have to sit and reread all the time
me: coruse is a large city on Gorflax
Lisa: how do you pronounce it?
me: Its main exports are fossil fuels and precious metals
"Chorus"
Lisa: oh
i've been pronouncing it all wrong!
me: JESUS
GET WITH IT
Lisa: I'M SORRY

Niec, n, insult.

Niec, n, 2011. A pejorative term used by the indigenous population on the dwarf planet Flarg, located in the Deneb system.  To call someone a "niec" is to imply that they are nothing more than a smearing of feces.
pronunciation: "neek"

etymology: 5/11/11

Lisa: i like hamish macbeth a lot. more than i thought i would
Molly: oh niec!
er
nice
niec is an exclamation popular on a small planet in the Deneb system
loosely translated, it means "poop-stain."
Lisa: omg ew
MOLLEXICON
[jazz hands]

[Note - it is Lisa's [sole] job to tag all definitions as "MOLLEXICON" during the conversation for ease of searching. I usually leave these exclamations off, but she did this one with such flourish that I couldn't resist. - MP]

Abedila Curgle - n, Empress of Centuron

Continuing our Space Opera theme, this installment of the Mollexicon comes from the same region of the 'Verse as Officer Rtight.

Abedila Curgle - n, 2011. Abedila Curgle, first of her house, Supreme Commander of the Velurig Fleet, Imperial Protector of the Centuron System.  Empress Curgle led the Velurig fleet in a successful rebellion against the oppressive Flarid Dominion, a dogmatic hive-mind race.  Under Curgle's intelligent and steadfast leadership, an industrious and thriving community was established in the Centuron System.
pronunciation: "Ab-ed-ill-ah" "Ker-gul"

etymology: 6/16/11

Molly: I WILL GET HER TO TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS
Lisa: she doesn't know them all
Molly: mua ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa*curgle*
Lisa: hey
careful
Molly: Abedila Curgle was the first Empress of Centuron.
Lisa: hahaha
Lisa: anyway i thought we agreed you'd start practising your evil laugh after POSITIVE things
Molly: She came to power after a long, bloody campaign against the Flarid dominion
Lisa: well shit
Molly: The Flarid Dominion are a hive mind
this was all several generations before Angrenade Rtight's time, of course
Lisa: of course

Rtight - n, Decorated Soldier

Angrenade Rtight - n, 2011. Angrenade "Annie" Rtight was a highly respected officer in the Centuron System Republic Defense Force.  Born the middle child in an average, working class family, Rtight was encouraged by her parents to pursue an education in mechanical engineering.  After several years as a level-2 mechanic for the CSRDF, Rtight was the technician on duty when the Hargris Rebels attacked the small space station to which she was assigned.  She leaped into the craft she was changing the oil of and turned the hull-mounted pulse rifle to space and the approaching attackers. With two shots, she obliterated a pair of insurgents attempting entry and damaged the bay doors, which prevented them from opening to further attackers.  Rtight received the Defense Force Medal of Valor and a battlefield commission as Second Lieutenant.
pronunciation: "Ann-gren-aide Light"


etymology: 4/7/11

Lisa: well that'll teach you to listen to me
Molly: RTIGHT?
Lisa: what's that
Molly: it's the name of a great war hero of the Centuron system's plague wars
Angrenade Rtight
Lisa: oooo
Molly: she led the Velurig fleet to victory against the Hargris rebels
Lisa: oh it's a lady!
Molly: yus!
she goes by Annie
Lisa: hehe

[Sorry for the late update! I forgot to schedule this one.]

Muh - noun, dangerous rodent.

Muh - n, 2011.  A close cousin to the domesticated motuh, the muh lives wild in the frozen deserts of Titan.  Smaller than the motuh by an average of 3 inches, the muh has a beautiful, vibrantly colored pelt. Muhs were hunted briefly for their fur by human colonists, but the practice was abandoned in favor of cheaper synthetic textiles.  The muh's main defense against predators is a projected corrosive acid burst from glands in their anal region. 



etymology: 4/27/11

Molly: i had to scroll up so muh
much
Lisa: oh
Molly: muh is a close cousin to the motuh
Lisa: i'm just talking out loud now
lol
Molly: they're essentially undomesticated motuhs, but instead of producing gum, they produce corrosive acid that they use as a weapon against predators
Lisa: o_o
cripes
Molly: yeah, they're pesky buggers
but they live in the desert, so humans don't come into contact with them too much

Piecse, noun, ceremonial tool.

Piecse - n, 2011.  A five to eight inch long curved knife used by an indigenous population of the planet Farlas, often for sentient fruit sacrifices to one of the many gods and goddesses of the polytheistic society.  The piecse is also used in cooking the family meal, as cooking is considered an act of prayer.  Food is a very important part of daily life, and ones piecse is treated with the utmost respect and reverence.  To steal or destroy another persons piecse is considered of the highest offense.
pronunciation: "peace"

etymology: 4/21/11

Lisa: oops
my hair clip broke
Molly: oops
it's the apocalypse
that's why your hairclip broke
HOLD ON TO THE PIECSE
THEY MAY BE YOUR ONLY WEAPON IN THE COMING DAYS
Lisa: oh shit
Molly: a piecse is a ceremonial knife used by the indigenous people of the Grogianton Quarter on the planet Farlas.
Lisa: oooooh
Molly: they use it mostly for cutting fruit sacrifices and sometimes dinner
Lisa: hahaha
Molly: they're vegetarians, but that word is different for them as plants are sentient on Farlas
Lisa: fruit sacrifices
oh god!
the monsters
Molly: well, their "apples" are basically like our rabbits
we shouldn't judge them, Lisa!
Lisa: o_o
Molly: it's their way of LIFE
Lisa: |judges|

Adorabgle, n, infectious disease.

Adorabgle - n, 2011. An infectious condition causing small, fully-formed rabbits to ooze, pus-like, from the affected skin. Adorabgle is easily treated by a topical antibiotic, although extreme cases may require amputation.
pronunciation: "ah-dore-ab-gull"

etymology: 1/16/11

Molly: haaaaaah
that's adorabgle
...er
"adorabgle" is a skin condition where tiny, fully-formed bunnies ooze from your pores
Lisa: MOLLEXICON
Molly: it's treated with a topical antibiotic.
lol
Lisa: and EW

Shakings, noun, wondrous creature.

Shakings - n, 2011. A race of animal [probably] that defies any Earth classification.  Shakings are able to transport themselves, and any clingers-on, between dimensions thanks to extremely fast vibrations from the shakings skin.  It is best to wear goggles when traveling by Shaking, as the pressure of squeezing between dimensions may cause undue stress on the optical nerves.

pronunciation: "shay-kings"

etymology: 1/3/11

Molly: hallo
what's shakings
Lisa: i don['t know
what are they
Molly: shakings are little creatures that live on venus
Molly: they are about the size of a stapler
and they can move between dimensions by shaking themselves really fast
you can come along for the ride if you hold on to them while they're doing it

---
[personal note, tomorrow is my birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!  I hope I get some motuh gum!]

Motuh, n, beleaguered rodent.

Motuh - n, 2011. A small rodent native to Saturn's largest moon, Titan.  Motuhs are domesticated creatures, prized for companionship as house pets and chewing gum production.

pronunciation: "moe-tuh"

etymology: 1/10/11

Molly: and she's got a gigantic wad of gum in her mouth
and she's snapping it and talking through it
and i want to smack it out of her motuh
mouth
Lisa: ewwwww
Molly: a motuh is a small mouse found on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Lisa: you are going to smack the gum out of a small saturnalian moon mouse? :-(
Molly: well, that's how titanians get all of their gum
Lisa: LOL.
i see
Molly: it's actually the waste product of the motuh
Lisa: ...
so you're smacking the shit out of them
Molly: and to harvest it, they have to hold the mouse upside down by its tail and spank it
Lisa: loooool
Molly: it's good for the mouse, they don't have any natural way to expel the waste. they're domesticated creatures.
Lisa: someday i'm going to collect these and publish a book

Yeab, noun, annoying insect.

Yeab - n, 2011. A purple insect, similar in size and appearance to the Earth Grasshopper, from a planet in the Aldebaran system.  The name "Yeab" is an Earth designation due to the sound the yeab makes during its mating ritual by flapping its wings.
pronunciation: "yay-b"

etymology: 1/19/11

Molly: yeab
yeah
Lisa: i am waiting
Molly: waiting for what?
Lisa: for the mollexicon to tell me what a yeab is
Molly: godot?
oh!
Lisa: yes, and that
wow you really must be feeling ill
Molly: yeab is a small insect found only on a planet orbiting Aldebaran
Lisa: poor thing
oooh
Molly: the name comes from the sound it makes when it mates
Lisa: LOL
Molly: yeab yeab yeab yeab yeab yeab
yeeeeeeeab yeab yeab yeab yeab
Lisa: LOLOLOL

Thent, noun, Stubborn Leader

Thent - n, 2011. Famous alien emperor of the Farfalle System of the Quaralelle Galaxy [Known Earth-side as the disrupted dwarf galaxy, Omega Centari]. Born twentieth in line for the throne, Thent outlived all 19 of his relatives by cryogenically freezing himself at the age of 356.78 [roughly 34 "Earth years."] for the equivalent of an Earth century.
pronunciation: "th-ent"

etymology: 3/1/11

Molly: thent his morning, my refund had come through!
Thent is the name of the thirteenth emperor of the Farfalle system in the Omega Centari Galaxy
of course, they call it the Quaralelle Galaxy
Lisa: LOL
Molly: which roughly translates to "Splash"
Lisa: of course

Be Moth, noun, Fearsome Negotiators

Be Moth - n, 2011. A race of aliens universally known for their problem-solving skills.
pronunciation: "bee-mawth"

etymology: 1/5/11

Lisa: hmmmmmm
i'm so sleepy
Molly: you and me both, sister
YOU AND BE MOTH
Lisa: lol
Molly: be moth
Lisa: ....
Molly: that is an outer-space alien
from the K'ath Tar Guadrant
they don't have gender
or fear
or the need to eat regularly
they are the perfect warriors
or diplomats, for that matter
Lisa: LOL.

LunchTim, noun, Small Town Institution

LunchTim - n, 2010. A small corner diner run by retired naval Petty Officer Tim Doogan.  A review from the Springfield Township Examiner, "Doogan makes the best egg salad sandwiches this side of the Mississippi."

pronunciation: "lunch-tim"

etymology: 

4/19/2010 

Lisa: LOLOL
and lol enchienchiladas
like, mexican french dog lunchtim
Molly: LUNCHTIM
that is a corner diner
owned by Tim Doogan
he was in the navy for thirty years
and retired to make egg salad sandwiches instead
Lisa: LOL
[clap]
Molly: :D :D
Lisa: lol
Molly: blaughguaghuagh
that's me saying "blarney stone" through a mouth-full of egg.