Funny Chat - Brains and such.

5/13/11

Molly: i do
I AM IN YOUR BRAIN
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
Lisa: GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Molly: no
i won't
and you can't make me
Lisa: damnit ok fine
i'll just make the accomodations so uncomfortable you'll leave
[commences incredible coffee-drinking, starvation, and wrong lens prescription]
Molly: it's cool, by the time it gets to your brain it's basically inert
Lisa: tell my head that.
pain will envelope youuuuuu
Molly: nah
i'm cool
keep trying, though, it's like a massage chair
Lisa: -.-
Molly: ahhhhhh
*makes brain castles*

**LATER**  [more after the jump!]

Caldenar - n, thriving Duchy.

Caldenar - noun, 2011. The peaceful Duchy of Caldenar is the largest royal estate on the planet of Jeldin, surpassing in size even the Kingdom of Derkan.  The chief export of Caldenar is a masterfully woven cloth, made from the hair of the domesticated Flyder, which is their national animal.  Caldenar is largely grassy, with great rolling planes perfectly suited to support the herbivorous Flyder, which then provides a plethora of byproducts from milk and fur to fuel and physical power for farming.  The citizens of Caldenar enjoy a relatively high standard of living and a temperate year-round climate.  Technology of Caldenar is equivalent to that of Earth's Ninth Century England.

pronunciation: "Kal-den-arr"

Etymology: 8/18/11

Molly: put it on the caldenar and i'll copy it to mine
Lisa: alrighty
Molly: Caldenar is a small duchy on the planet Jeldin.
Lisa: omg i read douchey
Molly: it's chief exports are woven cloth, dyed "wool" [not made from sheep, but rather a large hairy mammal called the Flyder] and organic milk.
Lisa: effin douchey planets
Molly: also from the flyder
Lisa: Flyder
are my favourite Caldenari critters
Molly: [mollexicon]
Lisa: oh right my job

Funny Conversations

So, in light of the fact that I apparently suck at updating this thing on time, I've decided to broaden the entry categories to include hilarious conversations that don't have definitions in them. These will be tagged as "funny chats" and generally not contribute to the Mollexicon definition base, but are really easy to post. SORRY. Sometimes they end up being about a previous definition, though, so there's that.

And without further ado, our inaugural Funny Chat entry:

8/31/11

Lisa: back
Molly: oh hi
i didn't see you there
Lisa: ninja
Molly: you may have noticed that i am [computing, doing correspondence, building a robot]
i am so please you could join me today, as we learn about
[insert class title here]
come with me as we embark on a wonderful journey of learning!
[actress stands and walks to a giant screen, carrying a long pointer]
[tape reel cuts off]
that's all we know about how people we educated in the 1980s
after the great film famine of 1988, we lost some great historical documents
((are you ever going to stop me omg))
Lisa: Dude I have popcorn. I'm good with however long you wanna keep going.
Molly: hahahahahaha
Lisa: :-D
Molly: i'm done
but that was fun
Lisa: oh
[puts popcorn back on shelf and pouts]
Lisa: this is one of those convos that should go in the mollexicon archive as a seperate category
Molly: totes

Somet Hings, noun, renowned engineer

Somet Hings - n, 2011. Born two centuries before Abedila Curgle, Somet Hings was paving the way for the amazing generations to come with her many contributions to science and engineering.  After graduating top of her class from Glerac Hurglat University with double degrees in engineering and physics, Somat Hings turned her eyes to the sky and never looked back.  Six years after leaving GHU, Somat sought a patent for Gorflax's first inter-planetary spacecraft, capable of making a 225 million kilometer trek in 1 month, almost single-handedly making it possible to explore and colonize other worlds in the Centuron System.

Pronunciation: "So-met" "Hings" rhymes with "rings."

Etymology: 8/19/11

Lisa: Also I am now taping a show on animal planet called tanked that is apparently about people who make amazing fish tanks
Molly: kk
oh neat!
we need to clear somet hings off
somet hings was a Centuron physicist
she's credited with creating the first spaceship capable of inter-planetary travel.
Lisa: Ooooh
MOLLEXICON
Molly: :D
in fact, space-ships from that era are referred to as "Somet-class" ships
Lisa: Oooooh

Wrird, noun, onomatopoeia.

Wrird - n, 2011. The soothing sound made by a particular flying creature on the planet Flarg.  

Etymology: 6/30/11

Molly: hunh
doctors are wrird
weird
Lisa: yah
wrird
Molly: wrird is the sound a flying creature makes on Flarg
Lisa: all flying creatures?
Molly: no, just a particular one
Lisa: which one?
Molly: it's not a bird, per se, but it flies. they take pebbles into their mouths and then expel spit through them
the air and water makes a "wrirdrdrdrdrd" sound as it comes out
Lisa: oooh
MOLLEXICON-tastic
Molly: lawl
i'll have to make another typo to come up with the name of the creature

Normaler, noun, celebrated actor.

Normaler - n, 2011. Flarang Normaler is an award-winning actor from the planet Gorflax.  Most well-known for his breakout role in FROKING STROAT, a coming of age comedy about four teenage girls who undertake a cross-planet trip in one of their parents shuttlecraft.  He then went on to star in the critically acclaimed titular role of HERFLAT BERFLOAD, in which he played a middle-aged thumg farmer caring for his ailing parents and longing to publish his novel.  For his role in HERFLAT BERFLOAD, Normaler was nominated for twelve awards, and received the Berjic Dertula Award for Best Actor.

Proununciation: "Fluh-rang Nor-muh-lerr"

etymology: 7/8/11

Molly: i've got a mollexicon post that didn't happen with you!
Lisa: what!
; ;
Molly: i'm sorry!
well
i'm not
Lisa: IT'S MY ONLY JOB
Molly: hahahaha
Lisa: WHO IS THIS INTERLOPER
Molly: it's okay, i had to tag it myself
Lisa: [CRY]
Molly:

Kyle: Yeah I know. That's an entirely fair description of me.
I'm way normaler than I think.
Normaler.
Molly: lawl
normaler is the name of an actor on Gorflax
Kyle: That sounds like a made up word too
Molly: Flarang Normaler, he's famous for his roles in FROKING STROAT and HERFLAT BERFLOAD
Molly: [mollexicon]
Kyle: Yeah I was going to say

Lisa: lolol

Sorry!

I'm sorry, two people subscribing to this.  I took an accidental break last week as I was traveling, and this week I was too busy to string words together.

I will make every attempt to have a new hilarious definition for you next week.  <3