All because I wanted a tomato sandwich.

Sorry I skipped two weeks.  Here's a funny conversation:

Molly:  your boyfriend is torturing me
Lisa: oh, is he?
Molly: yes
Molly: uh oh
he's cruising for a bruising from you now
Lisa: man alive
what is he doing?
he won't tell me
Molly: >.>
[redacted link to a facebook status update where ALEJANDRO WASQUEZ was STIRRING THE SHIT] [names may have been altered to protect the guilty.] Lisa: oh!
looool
Molly: i would like to say in defense
that it is all his fault
all of it
nothing is mine
Lisa: of course.
Molly: bros before hos, lisa
BROS BEFORE HOS
Lisa: hahaha
Molly: he's the ho in this situation
Lisa: siblings before nibblings
Molly: um...
i don't.
thats.
no.
Lisa: your loss
Molly: are you a vampire
you have to tell me it's the law
Lisa: that's a myth
Molly: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Lisa: looooooooool

Funny Chat - Brains and such.

5/13/11

Molly: i do
I AM IN YOUR BRAIN
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
Lisa: GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Molly: no
i won't
and you can't make me
Lisa: damnit ok fine
i'll just make the accomodations so uncomfortable you'll leave
[commences incredible coffee-drinking, starvation, and wrong lens prescription]
Molly: it's cool, by the time it gets to your brain it's basically inert
Lisa: tell my head that.
pain will envelope youuuuuu
Molly: nah
i'm cool
keep trying, though, it's like a massage chair
Lisa: -.-
Molly: ahhhhhh
*makes brain castles*

**LATER**  [more after the jump!]

Funny Conversations

So, in light of the fact that I apparently suck at updating this thing on time, I've decided to broaden the entry categories to include hilarious conversations that don't have definitions in them. These will be tagged as "funny chats" and generally not contribute to the Mollexicon definition base, but are really easy to post. SORRY. Sometimes they end up being about a previous definition, though, so there's that.

And without further ado, our inaugural Funny Chat entry:

8/31/11

Lisa: back
Molly: oh hi
i didn't see you there
Lisa: ninja
Molly: you may have noticed that i am [computing, doing correspondence, building a robot]
i am so please you could join me today, as we learn about
[insert class title here]
come with me as we embark on a wonderful journey of learning!
[actress stands and walks to a giant screen, carrying a long pointer]
[tape reel cuts off]
that's all we know about how people we educated in the 1980s
after the great film famine of 1988, we lost some great historical documents
((are you ever going to stop me omg))
Lisa: Dude I have popcorn. I'm good with however long you wanna keep going.
Molly: hahahahahaha
Lisa: :-D
Molly: i'm done
but that was fun
Lisa: oh
[puts popcorn back on shelf and pouts]
Lisa: this is one of those convos that should go in the mollexicon archive as a seperate category
Molly: totes